Today is one of those days that I pity anyone who has the misfortune of crossing my path. I’m somewhere between a cat-stuck-in-the-shower-when-it’s-on and dog-put-into-a-dress angry. Don’t ask me why, I just am. I hate it! I want to find a punching bag and just demolish it. At this moment, I feel like I can actually understand my dogs when they de-stuff a stuffed animal and spread its fluffy entrails throughout the entire house, I really get it. My heart rate is higher than usual and I’m all twitchy.
All in all, it sucks.
Although c’mon, the picture of this dog is pretty freaking cute, right? But that’s how I feel. Yes, I might look cute and completely unintimidating, but I swear to all that’s holy, if you get too close I will totally bite your hand off!